Wanna See What A Punk-Ass Burglar Looks Like?

The University of Minnesota Police have posted a Crime Alert dated 6/2/06, including some vivid photos of the scumbags in action. If you see these sewer rats, call the po-po at once:

BURGLARY - EAST BANK
posted: JUNE 2, 2006

The following individuals burglarized the NTS building located on University Ave SE. Security cameras captured video of the crime in progress. Investigators are asking for assistance in identifying the individuals or their vehicles. If you can be of assistance or have information regarding this crime, please contact the University Police at police@umn.edu or 624-COPS (4-2677).

Scumbag #1:


Scumbag #2:


Scumbagmobile: