Crime Alert 1: Minneapolis

Two thugs attacked a bicyclist in the upscale Lowry Hill area of Minneapolis. The Minneapolis Police have issued a Crime Alert dated 6/2/06:

Robbery of Person in Lowry Hill June 2, 2006

Facts:

On June 2 at approximately 12:25 a.m. at 617 Kenwood Parkway, the victim was riding his bicycle when he was robbed by two suspects who punched the victim in the jaw possibly with brass knuckles and stole his bicycle and wallet containing $250.00 in cash.

Suspect information:

Suspect one was described as a Native American, 5’8”-5’11”, 25-30 years old, heavy build wearing a white shirt. Suspect two was described as Native American, 5’-5’11”, 25-30 years old, wearing dark clothing. Suspects last seen heading towards downtown Minneapolis.

There has been no comment from Mayor Rybak so far, despite this crime having occurred in the liberal neighborhood where his like-minded urban socialists live.