Behold! Another Minneapolis Robbery Crime Alert

The area of Minneapolis the Crime Alert encompasses is pretty much Normalville (other than being infested by liberals, but that's another story). In other words, this ain't the hood. And look at the times - not a lot of "high risk" behavior going on at 7 pm.

So strap on your gats, South Minneapolis liberals, and prepare to defend thyselves. Oh, that's right, you don't have any. Because you don't believe in having them.

Good luck! (And by the way, have you seen this in the Red Star?)

MINNEAPOLIS POLICE CRIME ALERT

3rd Precinct January 26, 2006

Facts:

Since January 20, there have been six street robberies that appear similar. One or two males have approached victims in the early evening hours and robbed them at gunpoint. In each incident, the victims were either arriving home in their vehicles or standing in front of their address. The victims may have been targeted by the suspects and followed from another location.

The incidents are:

1/20 33xx 44th Ave. S. 8:00 p.m.

1/23 43xx 40th Ave. S. 5:40 p.m.

1/25 40xx 18th Ave. S. 7:00 p.m.

1/25 40xx Standish Ave. 7:20 p.m.

1/25 35xx 22nd Ave. S. 7:55 p.m.

1/25 36xx 44th Ave. S. 10:15 p.m.

Suspect information:

Suspect #1: Black male, 15-20 years, 5'9", light build, dark complexion, clean-shaven, dark hoodie, armed with a silver handgun.

Suspect #2: Black male, 17-20 years, 6'2", dark hoodie, armed with a .38 revolver.

Vehicle description: Older blue or black full-size SUV (possibly a Suburban) with tinted windows.